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A bunch of my friends were down at the beach with me over Christmas. Cheers xx. He sent it to his mum instead, and then realized twenty minutes later.

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Technology is far more advanced now than it has ever been, especially when it comes to devices that allow us to communicate with people from miles away. Now, we can call, text, and for those special nights between lovers, even naughty texts. With all of the technological advancements that phones have made over the years, it is hard to believe that there was ever a time when the only way we could ever communicate was via a rotary dial system way back in the day.

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It's getting late and the DM is heating up, but you're way too lazy to try and pose for a sexy selfie. Instead you turn to your secret arsenal of suggestive symbols: the emoji library. It's too strong and way overused.

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YOU: I suggest we drink before we go out drinking. YOU: I promise not to make you stand beside me during the public apology if im ever implicated in a prosecution ring. YOU: If we were snow monkeys Id pick the dead skin and insects off your fur even if I wasnt looking to mate.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that? A family is at the dinner table.

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